Cheesecake

Dear vegan cheesecake I ordered last night,

When I first tried you, I thought you tasted like garbage. I took more bites and they tasted like already eaten food. I thought you were laughably bad. Even though I didn’t like you, I put the rest of you in the fridge for later because I didn’t want to just throw you away.

I decided to eat the rest of you with lunch today. I braced myself, thinking you were going to taste just as trashy, but I was pleasantly surprised. You were actually delicious!

I wondered why you tasted so much better today than you had last night. Maybe the sandwich I’d eaten beforehand ruined the taste of you. Regardless, I’d like to apologize for my unwarranted criticism and derisive laughter. You didn’t deserve it. A delicious dessert like you doesn’t deserve such disrespect.

May you rest in (digested) pieces.